Orange County, aka Smogville ... by James Glenday

I woke this morning, to the highly unpleasant smell and sound of Nicholas Wonders' moist farts ... my proximity to which was defined by the cramped surroundings of our stylish 77 dollar Motel ... a blanket of thick soupy fog/smog that had inundated the California south coast overnight greeted us and it was a shock to discover the beautiful surroundings we had experienced the night before had melted into a haze of car fumes, fog and hot air (most of it coming from Jez's mouth) ...

no sooner had we arrived back at Laguna Beach when CENSORED attempted to CENSORED ... afterwards we ventured to an enormous and very stylish shopping mall, found some spray paint and drove to Huntington Beach …

Huntington Beach international surfing museum was slightly no frills but the pier and beach made up for it …

Seal cove was next … possibly the ugliest place I have seen in my entire life … downtown Baghdad undoubtedly possesses more charm … there are certainly more Seals there anyway … Long Beach was also equally unimpressive … we concluded the day perusing some dodgy backstreets CENSORED then dropped me at LAX ... (I have school in the morning) … the boys have returned to the house of McIntosh, where no doubt Carl will be rubbished for not completing his daily report … however stay tuned for his account of CENSORED … I daresay it could make some of best reading of the trip … assuming that is, Carl has learned to use spell check …

From LAX, CA, this is James R Glenday, guest appearing, for the Roadtrip USA blog …

PS: The photo is from beautiful long beach at about 3:30 in the afternoon